This is from my log for KBI's Roses Are Red cache.

I thought I would post it here for others to enjoy too:

This verse is a bit morbid, but that never stopped Emily Dickinson did it?
This is strictly a cautionary tale pointing out some of the dangers inherent in geocaching. No offense is intended so please don't read any into this. Thanks.

The GGA Tinies
(Inspired by Edward Gorey's The Gashleycrumb Tinies: http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/stage/7535/gorey.html )

A is for AtlantaGal who fell down the stairs.
B is for Boxerlady, assaulted by bears.
C is for Cymbaline who tripped on a log.
D is for DrPerp who was lost in a fog.
E is for Erik who was trapped in his puzzles.
F is for FlygURL, abducted by muggles.
G is for Geomuse who fell off the trail.
H is for Happy Hiking Hogans pummeled by hail.
I is for Iceman who fell in a hole.
J is for JBzHOW zapped by lightpole.
K is for KBI who was bit by a snake.
L is for the Lacys, sunk into the lake.
M is for Mtn-man, who lost a geocoin fight.
N is for Navistar, from a mosquito bite.
O is for Owl1959 who caught a shiver.
P is for PhatBak who slipped into a river.
Q is for Quentin who choked on a peach.
R is for Ramness, sucked dry by a leech.
S is for Slayerette who got lost on the hike.
T is for Trez who was hit by a bike.
U is for Uraca who keeled over a micro.
V is for Valorian, reached too far for a nano.
W is for WxRnot who ran into a tree.
X is for Xtremejakes, xtreme poison ivy.
Y is for YellowJacket who broke out in a rash.
Z is for mrfooZ, logging this geocache.

Too funny

Glad I logged on and read this. I needed a good chuckle this afternoon!

Glad I was just assaulted and not mauled

Very funny poem, I enjoyed it!

Very nicely done. Don't you just hate bikes on the trail

Very good!... though I'm still having flashbacks from that scary hike!

Great log! ... but I didn't 'slip' into the river - I WAS PUSHED!
That's my story and I'm stickin to it.

@ Forbidden Forest II