Hey phat.bak,

Your fancy far-east brothers can now hunt for caches at night without a flashlight

Taiwan breeds green-glowing pigs

reepicheep

Fleurescent bacon doesn't sound appealing. At least to me.

Hmmm...never thought of that.

Of course having a BLT in the middle of the night would be easier as you could eat it without waking up your roomie.

reepicheep

Newsbreak ... One of the green pigs has been pignapped. Satellite sensors have detected a green glow in a wooded area near Cleveland, Georgia. The CIA, FBI, GBI, and GGA have been called upon to investigate.

YOU"LL NEVER CATCH ME PORCINE PURSUERS !!!!!!!!!!!!
My hide-out is well stocked! (Thanx, Nasty) And you guys thought that was my Uncle Earl at the Dec Brunch? That was really Cousin Illuminatus! Have any of you had any reactions ... of the glowing kind?
This phenomenon has been studied before ... By Dr. Seuss. He wrote a comprehensive scientific report titled: Green Eggs and Ham.

PS - I've heard that they are really aliens here with permission of the last Presidential Administration. Something about 'Pork Barrel' politics ... Hmmmm .....