Are you tired of boring birthdays that only tally up the years you've been around? Do you like big, round numbers instead? Find out when you'll be 20 million minutes old, or 400 thousand hours old, or the day you'll be 20 thousand days old.

Your 40th birthday? 500 caches found? Bah! Useless! These are numbers that MEAN something!

http://www.timeanddate.com/date/birthday.html

BTW, I have a major milestone coming up on March 25th, 2004. You don't have to go through the trouble of getting me a gift.