A 5 star cache must have bad coords.

A difficult cache must have a lowered rating so cachers are more likely to search for it.

I couldn't find it, so it was probably muggled.

1/1's are always easy.

Geocachers always leave no trace and rehide caches exactly as they found them.

Over time, the contents of a cache will get better and better.

Taking a trade item and replacing it with a travel bug or trackable coin is OK.

Geocaching is not addictive.

Urban Caching sux

All micros are lame

You are on time to a GGA meeting while riding with Trez

edit:
Saw this today:
Every one who logs a find online actually signed the logbook

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Geocaches are always in the last place you look

That's not always true. Sometimes they were in the first place we looked. We just didn't see it.

The "shortest" route to a cache is a straight line.